I am NOT Chris Dorner T-shirt

Help the Los Angeles Police Department not shoot you dead.

Perfect for large black men, tiny blonde females, or even Asian transvestites, all who are probably targets of the LAPD manhunt for fugitive Chris Dorner.

With a $1 million award to find him, why not spend $7 to protect your life?

Get it printed on the front or back side, or pick both sides for just $4 more.

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    ASAP means just that: As Soon As Possible.  If the blank shirt is in stock, it will print today, even if it's a weekend.  If it isn't in stock, I will order it on the next possible business day for overnight shipping to me to print then and ship it.  This is an expensive option because it means I have to halt what I am doing and possibly pay $15 extra for overnight shipping.  But I do it for desperate souls.

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Before adding this item to the cart — it is important that you understand that the print date you selected is the day that I will print this shirt, not the day that you will receive it.

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Repeat Customers Only!

2016 personal goal: to buy a boat to share with my favorite return customers!

If you’re a happy return customer, chances are we’ve become friends over the years (or even more recently).  In 2016, I’m saving up my scrill to buy a boat.  As you’re aware, I don’t make any profit from selling my shirts, so this year’s goal is to raise $5,000-20,000 towards the $70,000 I want to buy that little ship.  I’ve got about $50,000 set aside so far on my own and want to snag it before Christmas 2016.

If you’re part of the 7bucktees Boat Club, your voluntary $1 grants you membership to joining me on a short cruise from the marina in Fort Lauderdale to wherever we go!

If you’d like to join the club, just click the “custom garment request” icon on any design you’re buying, add $1 (or whatever you want) and mention the 7bucktees Boat Club!

If I end up buying said ship, you’ll get access to join me for a cup of coffee or a cruise to the Bahamas — who knows where life takes us?

And thanks for your continued support of my little hobby here!

Total Funds Raised (01/07/16): $109

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Want to save $$$?

Current offer: Buy any 2 designs (or 2 of the same design) and you’ll get 20.16% off automatically!

There’s no coupon code to enter, and you’ll save even on my cheapest $5 featured shirts!

This is limited to the first 1000 customers who take advantage of the offer, and once I hit that goal, the offer is over.

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Real quick, because a lot of people either don’t get it, don’t see it, or refuse to read about it:

When you pick an item for me to print, please understand that it is NOT IN STOCK.  I have ZERO INVENTORY.

I will order the shirt to print on, then I will print it.  You get to pick what day I print it.  That day?  It isn’t the day you receive it.  It’s the day I print it.

It’s really important that you understand this because it hurts me when people get mad and yell at me because they didn’t read this.

Since you read this, say “I understand the print date” in the customer notes at checkout and I’ll try to do something special for you.