I am NOT Chris Dorner T-shirt


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Help the Los Angeles Police Department not shoot you dead.

Perfect for large black men, tiny blonde females, or even Asian transvestites, all who are probably targets of the LAPD manhunt for fugitive Chris Dorner.

With a $1 million award to find him, why not spend $7 to protect your life?

Get it printed on the front or back side, or pick both sides for just $4 more.

Weight .625 lbs
Dimensions 9 x 12 x 1 in


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