I am NOT Chris Dorner T-shirt


Help the Los Angeles Police Department not shoot you dead.

Perfect for large black men, tiny blonde females, or even Asian transvestites, all who are probably targets of the LAPD manhunt for fugitive Chris Dorner.

With a $1 million award to find him, why not spend $7 to protect your life?

Get it printed on the front or back side, or pick both sides for just $4 more.

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    Your job is custom produced to your specifications.  I charge more to get it done faster.  This is the date I will custom make your order, NOT the date you will receive it!  Please click here for more information on why I price days differently.

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    ASAP means just that: As Soon As Possible.  If the blank shirt is in stock, it will print today, even if it's a weekend.  If it isn't in stock, I will order it on the next possible business day for overnight shipping to me to print then and ship it.  This is an expensive option because it means I have to halt what I am doing and possibly pay $15 extra for overnight shipping.  But I do it for desperate souls.

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Before adding this item to the cart — it is important that you understand that the print date you selected is the day that I will print this shirt, not the day that you will receive it.


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